Happy Thoughts!!

OK, so could anyone else tell I was in quite the funk the other day???  Not that it isn't true, but dang!!  Hello depression thy name is Sassy!!  I thought today I'd try to cheer everyone (all one person that reads this) up. 

I want to know:  what is with the eighties coming back?  Have you seen this?  Leg-warmers, skinny jeans, Converse, tights, it's all back, baby!!  And what's bad is, I see women my age wearing it!!  I know, I know.  You already had the clothes in the back of the closet so now you're super trendy and retro all at once.  But seriously??  You should never, I mean NEVER, borrow clothes from your teenage daughter's closet unless it's just a black sweater.  No one should ever see you from the back and think "wow, they must be sisters!" only to have you turn around and give them heartburn.

And the skinny jeans on guys??  AAAAHHHHhhhhh!!  I guess I didn't notice in the 80's, but that is just ick!  If I don't know your name, I don't want to know more intimate details about you.  Like say for example, which way do you hang???  Gross!!  And please, please, if you are a guy over 30 stop with the crazy, spiky hair with highlights.  It is really just getting pathetic at that point.

Go to the mall, you'll see what I'm ranting about.  Have you ever thought to yourself, "don't these poor people have mirrors at home?"  Of course, all of this from someone who has more tshirts in my dresser than I do underwear.  Go t-shirts!!

So go people watching and cheer yourself up.  Remember:  You never look as ridiculous as they do...Losers!!